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Wyoming Lab Announces Return of Saber-Tooth Tigers Using Cutting-Edge DNA Splicing Rawlins, WY — Wyoming-based biotech startup Frontier GeneWorks has announced the successful resurrection of a breeding pair of saber-tooth tigers after their competition announced they brought back the dire wolf. The project, nicknamed Operation Toothfairy, reportedly combined DNA from mountain lions, African lions, and genetic material extracted from a well-preserved saber-tooth molar discovered in a Thermopolis cave back in 2019. Lead geneticist Dr. Becky Fangley said the team had “no real plan,” but were “just kind of seeing what the freezer had.” After four failed attempts and one extremely angry housecat, Sabra and Tusk were born—each weighing over 90 pounds at six months and already showing “advanced pouncing instincts and a general hatred of drones.” The two animals are currently being housed in a reinforced enclosure built out of decommissioned oil tanks and fencing originally designed to contain wind-blown porta-potties. Security is tight, though Dr. Fangley admitted they “don’t respond well to electric fences and seem to enjoy the taste of pepper spray.” While Frontier GeneWorks has not announced any plans for public viewing, they have offered virtual safaris and a subscription box service called ToothMail, which includes a monthly sample of shed fur, cracked fence pieces, and GoPro footage from terrified interns. Governor Mark Gordon released a statement encouraging “innovative Wyoming science,” but added that he “would appreciate it if the tigers stayed in their enclosure and out of the liquor store parking lot.” Local reaction has been mixed. Some praise the achievement, while others fear the lab’s next project—an attempt to combine rattlesnake DNA with prairie dog behavior—could be “the final straw.” Meanwhile, Sabra and Tusk continue to thrive on a high-protein diet of beef, elk, and the occasional unattended ATV seat.Wyoming Lab Announces Return Of Sound Effects Free Download. Sound Effects Downloader To Help You Download The Highest Quality Wyoming Lab Announces Return Of Sound Effects Free Download For TikTok Videos. You Just Search Sound Effects And Download.