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Wyoming’s First LSD Farm Reports Record Growth: “It’s the Dirt, Man” By Jake Martin, Casper Planet In what agricultural experts are calling a “miracle of the mind,” Wyoming’s first-ever LSD farm is reporting record-breaking growth in its inaugural season. Located just outside Thermopolis, the High Plains Psychedelics Cooperative attributes its early success to the state’s rich volcanic soil, dry atmosphere, and “elevation that really opens the third eye.” “We knew Wyoming had good dirt,” said lead cultivator Dusty McGraw, squinting at a rainbow that may or may not have been there. “But we didn’t realize it was this good. These plants are practically humming.” The farm, which spans 40 acres of shimmering fields, produces what McGraw calls “natural spiritual gateways.” The operation has already drawn attention from both holistic wellness influencers and confused ranchers who claim their cattle have begun meditating. Locals have had mixed reactions. “I’m not against farming,” said one Thermopolis resident, “but my nephew hasn’t come down from the wind chimes since he visited last week.” Despite the early buzz, McGraw says the co-op is keeping things grounded. “We’re committed to organic practices, ethical harvesting, and only playing Pink Floyd between the hours of 8 a.m. and sundown.” State officials say the operation is “technically permitted under Wyoming’s Agricultural Curiosity Act,” a little-known bill passed in 1974 after a lawmaker tried peyote on a fishing trip. The cooperative plans to expand next season with a roadside gift shop, a therapeutic goat yoga yurt, and a “Choose Your Own Reality” corn maze. Until then, they say they’re just happy to be putting Wyoming’s best-kept secret to use: “The kind of soil that doesn’t just grow crops — it grows consciousness.”Wyoming’s First LSD Farm Reports Sound Effects Free Download. Sound Effects Downloader To Help You Download The Highest Quality Wyoming’s First LSD Farm Reports Sound Effects Free Download For TikTok Videos. You Just Search Sound Effects And Download.