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Statue of Limitations: Casper Oilmen Rocked by Double Dildo Defacement CASPER, WY — The city’s beloved Oilmen statue took on a new form Friday morning when an unknown prankster affixed two colossal, jiggling adult toys to the bronzed derrières of the historic figures. Eyewitnesses reported seeing what they described as “two rubbery monuments to poor decision-making” flopping proudly in the wind by sunrise. “It’s like they struck crude and got crude,” said local resident Tammy Schroeder, who brought her kids to the park before realizing the statue now doubled as a phallic art installation. City officials quickly responded—by issuing a statement clarifying they wouldn’t respond. “We’re currently short-staffed, and to be honest, no one wants to be the one to touch those things,” said Public Works Director Carl Nipson. “So the, uh, attachments will remain through the weekend. Please do not attempt to climb the statue or ‘ride the oil wave,’ as some teens have been calling it.” Some citizens have taken to calling the altered sculpture The Drilldozer, while others are pushing for a new plaque reading “Pumping More Than Oil Since 2025.” Local artist and suspected prankster Randy “Sticky Hands” Martinez denies involvement but applauds the execution. “It’s bold. It’s rubbery. It’s the throbbing pulse of public art,” he said, tearing up. The statue, a longtime symbol of Wyoming’s energy heritage, now also stands as an unexpected celebration of adult toy elasticity and municipal apathy. Officials say removal is scheduled for Monday morning, assuming someone draws the short straw.Statue Of Limitations: Casper Oilmen Sound Effects Free Download. Sound Effects Downloader To Help You Download The Highest Quality Statue Of Limitations: Casper Oilmen Sound Effects Free Download For TikTok Videos. You Just Search Sound Effects And Download.