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#catsoftiktok #catjoke #felinefriends #catlovers #funnycats #funnycatvideos 😻 21 FUNNIEST & WORST & HILARIOUS Cat Jokes & Puns 😹 (You Laugh — or Even Smile — You Lose!) [Do You Accept the Challenge?] No. 19 Is Best! — No. 4 Is the Grossest! (These Jokes WILL Brighten Your Day!) Welcome back to ā€œAstounding Animalsā€ ! Here are twenty-one cat jokes that are sure to tickle your whiskers, and brighten your day! Before we get started, be sure to like and subscribe! And now for the jokes. And remember, these jokes are extra cheesy, because we’re hoping to attract some mice for the cats! Number 1. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because it wanted to be a first-aid kit! Number 2. What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat! Number 3. What do cats eat for breakfast? ā€œMice Krispiesā€ ! (Trust me. My jokes keep getting better.) Number 4. Why don’t boy cats play basketball? Because they're too busy playing with their own balls! Number 5. What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An ā€œEskih-mewā€ ! (I think that one’s a little racist!) Number 6. Why do cats always get their way? They are very ā€œpurrrr-suasiveā€ ! Number 7. Why do cats love computers? They like pushing the mouse around. Number 8. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? ā€œKitty Perryā€ ! (I’m not sure how that one’s gonna age. Katy Perry better stay famous, for the sake of my joke.) Number 9. What do cats like to read? ā€œCat-aloguesā€ ! Number 10. What's a cat's favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch! Number 11. Why was the cat sitting on the scales? So she could keep tabby on her weight! (Jesus. That one came with a side-helping of cheese.) Number 12. What do you call a cat that gets caught by the police? The ā€œpurrrr-petratorā€ ! (Now that one sounds like a really cheesy Batman and Cat Woman joke.) Number 13. What did the cat say when it was confused? I’m ā€œpurrrrr-plexedā€ ! (Please don’t think these cat jokes write themselves. I had to think hard on that one. But I got more. Trust me.) Number 14. What do you call a cat that's a beauty influencer? A ā€œGlamour-Pussā€ ! Number 15. How do two cats end a fight? They hiss and make up. Number 16. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! Number 17. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. (You gotta admit. That one was pretty good.) Number 18. Why was the cat so agitated? Because he was in a bad ā€œmewdā€ ! (I’m sorry. There’s no excuse for that one. Except I know you did smile a little.) Number 19. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties? ā€œThe Great Cats-byā€ ! (And. If you didn’t. I bet, you wish you read the book now, so you could get that joke. ā€œSo we beat on. Boats against the current.ā€ You get bonus points, if you tell me in the comments, what that means. And no. ā€œBeating onā€ does not mean touching yourself, rapping, playing your favorite video game, or hitting your little brother. It’s pure poetry. I’m referencing great literature with this cat joke. Let’s ā€œbeat onā€ … I mean. Move on. The next one’s a masterpiece of feline humor.) Number 20. What's a cat's favorite color? ā€œPurrrr-pleā€ ! (Oh man. How do I come up with such brilliance! It’s not easy. But I do it for you.) And now. The best joke for last! Number 21. What's a cat's favorite magazine? ā€œGood Mousekeepingā€ ! (Yeah. You didn’t see that greatness coming! 21 Cat Puns at their finest.) Remember, while cats might not laugh at these jokes, they certainly know how to leave their humans feline good, with a chuckle or two! I hope these cat jokes ā€œpurrrr-kedā€ up your day! In the comments, be sure to tell ā€œAstounding Animalsā€ and the inter-webs, a few of your own favorite, or original cat jokes! And make sure they’re really cheesy. You know… To attract the mice. So we can feed the cats! #cat#catjokest#catlovert#catsn#funnycatsi#animaljokesm#comedyl#felinefunniest#catvideostoundinganimals
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